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We’ve all seen them, envied them: They are the Cubicles of Unfathomable Awesomeness, beacons of style in the soulless sea of the modern workplace. Is your cubicle unfathomably awesome? Look for these tell-tale signs:
And the crowning touch, the crème de la cool…
Cool pup + cool job = cool you, Ayumi S. Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: Calendar, Pups     
On any asylum, you should always read their info first for rules and any regulations. :)
“So-called ‘puppydog eyes don’t exist!” you say. “PROVE IT” you say. “Prove it with photography from various Sender-Inners!” OK then. Here goes:
CASE CLOSED! Maverick the Anatolian Shepherd Dog by Kristin S. Black and white pup eyes look up by Amanda M. Irish Setter pupples by Paige P. Snow puppydog eyes by Amanda G. Bailey M. sent us puppy Stuart’s eyes. “Higgs Waking Up” is the work of Aurélia M. Jack the Pup is by Phoebe E., and finally, Gavin the Bernese Mountain Dog Puppulence is by Corliss. Final pup added last minute: Beagle mix by Martha P.      
Sometimes, truth is funnier than fiction, so here’s sender-inner Kimberley H.:
Ew!
     
     
The whole human-rights problem was upsetting enough, but now the People’s Republic of China has crossed the Rubicon and gone too far! From sender-inner Kristina D. comes this startling news (emphasis ours): We were recently traveling in China and Tibet – were you aware that Cute Overload is blocked there?! It’s understandable though, outrageous cuteness threatens social stability, which is their greatest fear… We thought we would surely perish from CO withdrawal! But luckily there was plenty of cute Tibetan pooch action in Lhasa to keep us going.
How dare they block Teh Qte! This outrage can be met with nothing less than… The Glorious People’s Tongue-Hance of Democracy! PTHTFHTFTHPTT!
     
After extensive research, Dell gambled on their focus groups’ request for “something softer to the touch” and lost.
Triple click, Maria F. Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: Kittens     
…Because you’ve seen Hilda’s ears, right? It’s like two furry Venus Flytraps just sprouted out of her head – oh, poo! Sweetie, did I not mention that I needed a French manicure today –anyway, I mean, Hilda has a cute face…it it weren’t for those pipe cleaners she calls whiskers. It’s like, ‘What, did a 5-year-old invent you?’ By the way, how do my brows look? It’s like the one thing Hilda does right, you know?
Um, no. I did not ask for two “creepy cocoons” to be placed above my eyes. Where is Hilda. I need to speak with her.
You could just use Chunk’s whiskers as Q-Tips, Deidra L. Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: Pocket Pets, Pups     
“… and I really must say how nice it is to meet such a good listener, someone I can open up to and really express myself, because in this day and age, the art of conversation is on its last legs, what with texting and e-mail and all the distractions of modern life, I mean nobody really sets aside the time anymore for a good, old-fashioned chat, in fact I was just telling someone other day…” Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek-aboo, Steve E.! Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: Birds, Product Cuteness     
Golly, I suppose we did sneak up on you under the covers, didn’t we? Frightfully sorry about that, old bean. Anyway, once you’ve finished clutching your chest, would you mind getting us our breakfast? Thanks ever so.
N-no m-m-more c-coffee for m-me, Christopher A. Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: Kittens     
What a weird dream! I was running and running, but never getting anywhere. Then this giant hand pushed me around on my back, and it felt so good I started doing it by myself. And it kept happening over and over, like some kind of endless loop…     Note: Web site address displayed in some images contains NSFW material. Update: See more of the kitty at top right here. Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: Cartoons, Kittens, Pups     
Oh yes, darling (click, click), lie back now (click, click, click)… now lift your head (click, click), give us a pouty look (click, click)… perfect, darling (click, click)…
Now look at the horizon (click), imagine a studly Weimaraner (click, click), stepping from the pool (click, click)… That’s super, love, let us feel it (click, click, click)…
All right, darling (click, click), give us a smile (click, click, click)… Arch your back a bit more (click, click)… Smashing, love, hold that pose (click, click, click, click)…
We’re having issues with that swimsuit, Rocket T. Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: Pups     
Hey ladies and gentlemen glad ya could make it how’s everybody doin’ tonight that’s great ok this next act is the funniest comic working the dogmouth circuit today you’re gonna love him put your hands together for Rocky Boffo let’s hear it…
Good evening hey it’s great to be here so I tell my psychiatrist I think I’m a deck of cards he says I’ll deal with you later and my girlfriend’s a one-legged waitress yeah she works at ihop but seriously folks what’s the deal with these airline peanuts…
Is that a pinball machine part in picture one, Natalie F.? (And am I a geek for knowing that?) (Update: It’s a finger puppet. Thanks to various commenters for the info.) Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: Product Cuteness, Pups     
Fiesta Deck or Promenade Deck!? Fiesta Deck or Promenade Deck!? Fiesta Deck or Promenade Deck!? Fiesta Deck or Promenade Deck!? [Alternating feets touching ground] I don’t see your name on my clipboard! I don’t see your name on my clipboard! I don’t see your name on my clipboard!
I need a drink. IIIISAAAC!!! (Thanks to Lilly W.) Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: Pups     
“Hmmmmm,” [slither slither] “I enjoy surfing Cute Overload, [Hits Enter key with head] but sometimes it’s not enough! I want more. MORE!” [slither slither]
“What’s this I see!? A daily, paper version of the site? That corresponds with days of the week!?“
“Brilliant! If I flash my beady eyes it may distract folks long enough for me to steeeeeeeal eeet” [Tears off page with mouf, proceeds to eat whole]
Grey-banded baby snakersons brought to you by Lesley C. Get your free Cute Overload 2011 calendar with every accepted photo. Submeet your photo tuhday! Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: Calendar, Crawlies, Unusual animals     
Congratulations to SeaWorld in San Diego, where 82 endangered green sea turtles hatched without human help. That’s 164 eye capsules, 328 flappy flippers, and a ka-billionty jillion squeees. Story, more photos hee-yah.
     
He was no Michael Knight. And he didn’t even come close to a Magnum. Hell, even with espadrilles, he couldn’t hold a candle to Crockett or Tubbs. The sad truth was, despite what he wanted you to believe, he was no babe magnet.
And since he didn’t even know how to drive, he spent his days working it as a hood ornament; it was a pointless exercise in futility.
I’m guessing there are Jersey plates on that thing, Lindsey Y. Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: Kittens, Naughtiness     
NOM-VEMBER!* OK, it was frakking close, we can celebrate both. This is the Overload afterall. BRING IT ON!
Thanks for finally making a call, Sarah L. (who’s never met a Vervet monkeh she didn’t like) *As of press time, ‘Nom-vember was barely squeaking by at 49%, People! Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: Interspecies Snorgling, polls, Primates      |
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